I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed them with the beat.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me..
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
4 comments:
That's hilarious!!
You will absolutely not offend me. Farting is a fave subject at my house. Grant always starts it.
OK, I feel better. LOL!
Relax....the joke was fine. It's so funny. I sent this joke to my friend who was having a very stressful day.....she read it, she laughed, and blew off some stress! (couldn't resist...pun intended!) This "off-color" joke is my kind of safe jokes! Thanks.
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