Thanksgiving Preparation...

Today is a busy day getting ready for the family to arrive tomorrow for our Thanksgiving dinner. It was a little weird not celebrating on the actual holiday--we've never done this before--but changing to Saturday insured that everyone can be there.

Luckily, this is the day my cleaning lady comes and helps out, so I don't have to do everything. We also do a potluck dinner, so I don't have to cook, just to prepare the house. That's my contribution--harder than it seems!

This morning I was up at the crack of dawn after falling asleep really early last night. I don't know why I'm surprised. I'm usually yawning by 7pm or so and asleep by 10:00 or 10:30.

After throwing the tablecloths and some curtains into the washer, I went to the car wash, then came home, weeded the yard a bit, ironed and replaced the curtains, and went about setting the two tables for our big meal tomorrow. 8 people at one table and 4 at another. That is a time-consuming process, but I don't mind. The weird thing was taking out the little place-cards from years past, seeing the ones that have my grandparents' names on them, and knowing that we won't be using them anymore.

And now I'm taking a break. Setting the tables and washing curtains were my big jobs for today. I also want to put up little white lights in the living room around the windows and doorways, but that is better to do when it gets a little darker. Right now I need a break!

And I still miss my Toshiba laptop desperately. This little Mac from school is very slow. Grumble, grumble...

Here's the progress so far:

I'm Thankful...

Despite the fact that yesterday was a discouraging day with my students, I'm very aware that I have a lot to be thankful for. We talked about that a lot. Some kids get it and some don't, but they will eventually.

Here's my short list. I'm thankful for:

• My family. What can I say? They're awesome.
• My mom and brother. They get their own category.
• My little nephew. He's perfect.
• My health.
  
• My house. I love, love my house. I'm grateful for it every day when I wake up. I'm also grateful for the location of my house--a lovely neighborhood, across the street from my mom, and relatively close to the rest of my family.
  
• Brad. Our time together was incredibly short, but he left an impression on me that will last a lifetime.
• My pets. Bailey, my 100 lb. shaggy black dog and my 2 kitties, Darcy and Ashley, are great little companions.
  
• My job. It may be frustrating at times, but it is sure never boring. And, considering that I'm in the teaching profession, the pay is competitive in my district.
  
• My intelligence. This is not a brag. I'm a smart person and I know it is a gift.
  
• The gift of being born in America. Yes, this country is far from perfect, but we have a lot more than a lot of other people.
• Not to be corny and repetitive, but I am SO glad that Obama got elected. America is going to get so much healthier with him in office.
• And many, many more things...

And, speaking of Thanksgiving, my family is celebrating the holiday on Saturday this year because my cousin, Laura, has to work tomorrow. It will be at my house. I love hosting. I don't like cooking, but I like hosting, and we do a potluck dinner anyway.

This year is our first year celebrating the holidays without the grandparents, and I know it will be odd, so I want to do something special. My uncle converted some of their old home movies to DVD. Back in 2000 he had them narrate them and put them on VHS, but now they're updated to our current format. I brought home the LCD projector from my classroom that we use for the Smartboard and the speakers I bought.

Last night I set up the projector, the laptop, and the speakers in my sunroom. After removing a picture off the wall above my little 22" TV, I was able to project an image about 60"-70" across on the wall. After inserting the DVD of my grandparents' home movies in the laptop, I watched them for the first time.

WOW.

It was a little unnerving hearing their voices for the first time since they both passed away, but after I got used to it, it was pretty great too. There are videos of their wedding in 1941, yearly birthdays of my mom's first few years, family outings, my aunt's graduation from UCLA that I went to when I was 3 months old, my parents' wedding (some videos were out of order,) and a Christmas when my brother and I were the only grandchildren in the family.

I found myself wiping away tears several times.

Other family members may have watched their copies of the videos, but we've never sat and watched them together and we've never had them projected so large, so this will be a special thing to share on Saturday.

Today I'm just doing laundry and some basic prepping for the company that will descend on the house in a couple of days. It rained last night and has stayed gray and wet today with a few cloudbursts. I like it.

A Little Sushi, a Little Twilight, and a Corrupted Hard Drive...

Yesterday was, well, interesting...

It was supposed to be a normal day of resting and recuperating after such a long day on Saturday (helping my mom for 7 hours with her yard sale and then some errands in the evening.) Instead, it turned into another busy day.

In the morning I did what I always do, which is go onto the laptop and check the weather and the headlines. I was going to post a couple of pictures of the fog outside, but then everything froze. Doing a "force quit" didn't work, so I did what I sometimes do, which is just turn the computer off without shutting it down correctly. Bad move. Bad, bad move.

When I turned it on again, the desktop never came back. Weird messages appeared and after trying all of the options I was given except putting in the recovery disk, at the risk of erasing the hard drive, I decided that I had exhausted my knowledge. Time to take it to the Geek Squad at Best Buy. There are probably other places I could take it, but I don't know of them.

I dressed quickly so I could be at Best Buy before they opened at 10am, because a line usually forms outside of the store before they open, especially around the holidays. I got there at 9:45 and was surprised to find that they were already open. Special holiday hours.

The lady at the computer support counter was very nice and knowledgeable, but she told me that, realistically, my hard drive might have to be wiped out and the computer returned to me in the condition it had been when I first bought it. She also needed my external hard drive, which I zipped home and retrieved quickly. After signing a bunch of papers and listing my files in order of priority, I said goodbye to my 6-month old laptop for the next week and a half. I'm telling myself that there really isn't anything on there that I can't afford to lose, but I'm still really, really hoping I'll get some things back. Ugh, the thought of loading all of my CDs in there again is daunting. I won't be able to synchronize my Zune player with the computer until the Zune software and everything in it is back the way it was. And, despite the fact that I had a service plan, only very little of it covered what is going to be done (backing up all the files and going over the hard drive with a fine-toothed comb...)

I left Best Buy trying to stay hopeful, but I have a feeling I'm going to lose everything on the laptop. Right now I'm using the little Mac from school, which has a 12" screen and is around 5 years old. It's in desperate need of replacement, but today we received a letter outlining the possible budget cuts our district could endure over the next couple of years because of the dwindling economy. I think this laptop is going to have to last a long while.

When I left Best Buy I was starving. I ran to the nearby mall and went to my favorite Japanese buffet, Todai, enjoying the fact that I was able to get out and enjoy a little diversion. The Twilight movie was playing at the mall's theater-- maybe I would go and see it? I checked the show times on my phone. It was 12:01pm and the next show was at 12:05. Yeah, I could make it. It doesn't bother me to go to movies alone. I've done it tons of times.

I raced across to the other side of the mall, bought my ticket from one of those automated ticket machines and settled into my seat. The movie has elicited a variety of responses. I was curious to form my own opinion of it.

So what did I think?

Cinematography: B+
The look of Forks, WA was exactly the way I had imagined it in the book. Very overcast, but after a while I wanted to give everyone a powerful light bulb.

Casting: B+
The actors also looked the way I imagined they would, except for Bella's scatterbrained mom. Robert Pattinson was very good as Edward both in look and acting. The one I didn't like was Kristen Stewart as Bella. She fits the part physically, but her acting is so one-dimensional and bland that I was really unimpressed. Of course, it could also be the fault of the director.

Screenplay: B
Yes, it is a movie being adapted from a book, but I think some poor choices were made in the adaptation. The part that really was hacked was when Bella was walking with Jacob and he's telling her about the Quilute legend of the "cold ones." That is a crucial part of the book, but in the movie it is glossed over very quickly. I also felt like the silly-looking jackets that Jacob and Bella are wearing in the scene are very distracting.

Supporting characters: C+
I liked the actors they chose for Carlisle, Alice, Emmett, Jasper, Rosalie, and Bella's friends Angela and Mike. The actor who played Bella's dad was OK, as well as the ones who played the villains, James and Victoria. I have never liked Elizabeth Reaser (Esme) since she was on Grey's Anatomy, and I didn't like her in this movie either, and I thought the girl cast as Bella's friend, Jessica, was a real misfire. She was just plain annoying. But, clearly, I am not the demographic this movie was made for.


Overall grade: C+
Seriously, I wanted to like it more, but the movie had a lot of shortcomings and I found myself looking at my watch. I think that having one of the main characters be so boring (Bella) was a real disadvantage to the movie because she was in practically every scene. Having said that, though, I would still like to see it again and give it another chance on another day.

Some Blasts from the Past...

Today was Day 1 of my mom's yard sale. I helped out from 8am until 3pm. Aahhh...what a good daughter. I made $9.75 off some old jewelry that I never wear anymore.

But in the process of cleaning out the garage, my mom found some old art by my brother and me, along with some old pictures. Now, in this digital age, we can scan those kinds of things and preserve their images forever. On Thursday night I scanned 50, yes 50, pieces of art so that my mom could upload them onto Snapfish, where they were offering a deal on a 20-page book.

I'll show some of the art here another time.

Today, she had me scan a few old photos. Guess who? Click to see them full-sized...

A day of tiredness, frustration, and superheroes...

Today was odd. On the frustrating front, a good 1/3 of my kids didn't finish their homework, despite the fact that they had 2 days to do it. They didn't have school yesterday while I had 18 conferences and stayed until 7:30pm. I was not happy.

A Smartboard training for the 5th and 6th grade teachers was scheduled for this afternoon, which was new information as of this morning, and that really put a kink in our day and our week. I've decided to just stretch out our week through until next Tuesday. We only have school Monday and Tuesday next week. It is hard getting anything done this time of year with the many interruptions and crazy schedules.

The Smartboard training had some interesting points and I learned a few new things, but many of the teachers are at different levels with their technology knowledge, so we kind of jumped from one thing to another.

At the end of the day I got a call from the office saying that the mother of one of the kids I have in the morning from another class is unhappy because I marked her son tardy 3 times last month. She felt it was unfair. Yeah, OK. If he was on time I wouldn't mark him tardy. It's pretty simple, really.

I left right after school, got a haircut, and now I'm home just counting the hours until the weekend and next week's 5-day break. I feel that combination of exhaustion and adrenaline at the same time.

So right now I'm trying, trying to relax and wind down, hanging out in the sunroom, doing the wireless internet thing with my laptop on my lap, and watching Iron Man, the latest Netflix delivery. Nothing like a little superhero escapism...

Half Blood Prince Trailer

Even though I'm excited to see the Twilight movie, I have no idea what to expect. But when it comes to the Harry Potter movies, I know they are going to be great because all of them have been.

It's a bummer that the release date for the 6th movie was pushed from this month until next July, but it is certainly something to look forward to when school lets out for the summer. I loved the 6th book, which has Dunbledore taking Harry through Voldemort's childhood in the hopes that getting to know the Dark Lord better will help Harry defeat him one day...

Click the picture to see the trailer. It looks good!

It's Parent Conference Week...

Yes, it is that time of year.

A week ago today I scrambled furiously after school to complete report cards, and this week I get to go over them with the parents.

I wish I could say that I enjoy parent conferences, but I don't. They are very draining. Most of our parents are great, and very open to listening and taking suggestions, but there are always a few that get easily offended over the slightest thing and transfer all responsibility back over to the teacher.

Fortunately, since I took my class from one grade to another this year, I am familiar with most of our parents, and I don't anticipate problems with the parents I haven't met yet.

The kids had a 1:50 dismissal time on Monday and Tuesday so we could schedule conferences after school. I didn't schedule very many, like I normally do, which now I regret. Report cards and conferences really snuck up on me this year and I got thrown by the 4-day weekend two weeks ago.

On Monday I had 5 conferences scheduled and only 2 parents showed up. Not a great way to start, and very unusual, because our parents are often anxious to hear how their kids are doing in school. Yesterday I had 4 scheduled--one at 7:30am--and all of them showed up.

Today, however, is the BIG day. The kids have no school and the teachers' hours are from 12 noon until 7:30pm. I have 22 conferences scheduled for today in 15 minute increments. Yes, 22! I plan to be exhausted when I come home. Conferences are exhausting, mostly because I have a certain image as the teacher that I need to maintain and I have to choose my words so carefully.

To add insult to injury, I've been fighting a cold since I woke up on Sunday morning. Going to bed really early and trying to take it easy has helped a little, but with a week like this, there is only so much time for taking it easy. It feels great not to have to rush around this morning, but it is hard to rest when I think about the huge day ahead. This is the first time I've been sick in over a year--what a time for it.

So if you are reading this, think of me today and wish me luck! I'll need it!

Another use for Scrapblog...

After being at Bernadette's house last night, I was inspired to do some cleaning out and updating. I have never considered myself a cluttery person, but she's got me beat by a long shot! This morning I organized the front of the refrigerator, scrubbed my lunch box, and cleaned out this little dish on my counter that has odds and ends (post notes, check for the gardener, batteries, paper clips, etc.)

I also decided to update my pathetic little sketch on my fridge that I use for my sprinklers. The house came with automatic sprinklers, which are great because I'm sure my lawn would be dead without them, but there are 9 different zones that I need to remember if I want to water one manually.

So I decided to use scrapblog.com to make a new diagram. Not as easy as it seems, but as long as I understand it, that's what matters. So I went from this:
To this: (click pictures to see them full-sized if you are so inclined...)

Bernie's B'day Party...

Grace and Bernie

Blowing out the candles

Reunited friends after 30 years

Last night I had a very nice time at a birthday party. It is nice to be around new people.

The Saturday before Election Day, I received a call from someone campaigning for Obama. After hanging up the phone I reviewed in my mind the name of the girl who had called (Bernadette) and realized that it was someone I had gone to school with in 1st and 2nd grade (for a brief 18 months when I went to a Catholic School.)

A couple of hours later, Bernadette was on my street going door-to-door. We both realized that we had gone to school together when we were 6 years old. Funny. We exchanged phone numbers and after the election I sent her a note congratulating her on Obama's win and then she invited me to her birthday party.

It also turns out that she lives only about half a mile away, in a house that I visited when it was for sale. It is nice to not have to drive very far!

The party was very nice and I met some great people, mostly her colleagues. They reminded me a lot of my colleagues: smart and fun; people that are professional when they are working and cool to hang out with when they're not.

Bernadette's sister, Grace, who works at a bakery in South Pasadena on the weekends, made the cake--a wonderful many-layered confection with custard filling.

It was refreshing to be around new people and to feel very comfortable with all of them. I had a great time!

Busy, Busy, Busy...

I feel like I owe it to some of my loyal readers to keep this blog updated. There is less to talk about these days with the election over, but life is still busy.

November, February, and June are always the busiest months of the school year. Report cards are due tomorrow, parent conferences are next week, and we've got shortened days and weeks for 3 weeks in a row. Trying to fit some high quality teaching in with all of the inconsistency can be somewhat of a challenge. I feel like we aren't going to be back on track until we return from Winter Break in January, but we have to do our best.

So that's where I've been! Yesterday I taught all day, came home and watered the garden, did laundry and dishes, and worked for 3 intense hours on report cards and on setting up parent conference appointments. By 7pm I was numb!

A Successful Antiquing Adventure...

Today, after our breakfast with my mom's friend, we finally got to do the sightseeing that our trip to San Juan Capistrano had been lacking. Ironically, we saw a lot, but didn't get far...

After checking out of the hotel we drove into town and weighed our options of possible dog-friendly places. Sometimes the places with the most crowded displays and breakable things are the most dog-friendly.

Across the street from where we parked we saw a place called the Old Barn Antiques. It had a warehouse look to it and was chock-full of things to peruse. When we arrived we were happy to find that dogs are very welcome. Little did we know that we would spend the next 2 1/2 hours there...

There is SO much to look at in this place--and it goes on and on and on for about half a block. Room after room filled with fascinating articles of the past--jewelry, furniture, dishes, kitchenware, Western gear, crystal, china, knick-knacks, and everything you can think of to furnish a house in vintage items. The stuff was all fabulous, but in that setting it takes a while to sift through everything and filter out what is useful and would work in your own home. My house is 90% furnished from estate and moving sales, but I never had to go through the quantity of what we saw today.

After 2+ hours, Bailey was getting pretty tired of being tugged around and I was very tired. I ended up with a lovely nativity and manger for $29 and a pair of Lenox Christmas candlesticks for $19. I have never had a decent nativity set. The one I bought doesn't look very expensive and has no manufacturing mark, but I like the detail and the fact it doesn't look "chintzy." My mom ended up with the real find--a nearly complete set of Johnson Brothers dishes for $80. They are lovely, and they really fit the style of her kitchen and her house, which was built in the 1940's.

After feeling very happy with our purchases, we loaded up the carefully packed items in the car and headed back to Pedro's, where I had lunch yesterday. Then we got in the car, fought heavy traffic for the next hour and arrived safely home.

This morning in SJC...

It is always nice to know people in the town where you are traveling. My mom has a group of friends that she has known since they were 12 years old. One of them, Carol, lives in San Juan Capistrano and invited us over to her house this morning for a lovely breakfast.

The breakfast invitation was at 8:30am, we set the alarm for 6:30. Bailey started "asking" to go out around 6. My mom tried to take him out and he nipped at her because it had to be ME. Lucky me. I tumbled unwillingly out of the warm bed and took him out into the chilly air to do his business.

Carol and her husband live 1 mile from the hotel, so we were there in no time. Bailey stayed out on the patio and Carol's husband went and read his newspaper in his office so the ladies could chat. The breakfast was lovely--a quiche-like casserole, bacon with brown sugar, bagels and cream cheese, fruit, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. Definitely the best meal we've had on the trip. We had to keep things brief because Carol had an appointment at 10am, but it was a wonderful meal and a very nice visit. She is someone I've known my entire life, like some of my mom's other childhood friends.

So now it is 10:45 and we need to pack up and check out of the hotel. Now we can do a few hours of sight-seeing before driving home. It is a lot easier to sight-see with the dog when there are 2 of us. All in all, a nice trip.

Live from SJ Capistrano...

What you see in that picture is the hub of San Juan Capistrano's history, the San Juan Capistrano Mission. I wish I could say that I took that picture, but it is an internet find, like so many of the images I post here...

As luck would have it, my school district gave us a 4-day weekend because of Veterans Day, which is unprecedented. I was aching for a change of scenery this weekend, but there were a few glitches: 1. Neither my mom nor I wanted to spend a lot of money, 2. She had a Weight Watchers yearly convention today in Huntington Beach (she's a receptionist for them once a week,) and 3. It is easier to take my dog, Bailey, on vacations than leave him behind.

We batted ideas around for weeks and finally settled on San Juan Capistrano, which is one hour south of Los Angeles, 1/2 hour south of Huntington Beach (so my mom could attend her WW convention,) and boasts a dog-friendly Best Western for around $100/night. Considering all of our criteria, we think we did well.

We dawdled a lot yesterday and got into SJC around 4:30pm. The room is simple, but decent, with a few amenities. I cared mostly about internet access, which it has, although not wireless, and the cord provided by the office is too short to reach the desk in the room. Ergo, the bed has to double for a desk. I did find a few unsecured wireless networks (naughty!) but the signals are pretty weak and inconsistent. A signal that was acceptable yesterday was faint and painfully slow today.

Last night we unpacked and drove into the historic part of town, which is a few blocks away, but separated by the overpass to the I-5. Traffic was moving quite fast. We were lucky to find a great parking spot on the street and we walked around for an hour before arriving at our 7pm dinner reservation at the Cedar Creek Inn, the nicest pet-friendly restaurant I could find.

We were seated, along with Bailey, at a table on the outside perimeter of the patio, listened to live guitar and comfortable chatter around us, and enjoyed the pleasant atmostphere lit by strung mini-lights and table candles. The waiters were extremely accomodating, even bringing Bailey a little styrofoam container full of water. My mom and I both ordered salads and they were very good. Mine was a seafood salad, with a generous portion of shredded crab meat on top of the lettuce, along with some scallops and 2 enormous shrimp. I didn't like the marinated asparagus and cucumbers--too vinegary for my taste, but the rest was very, very good.

Back in the hotel room we watched some TV, read, and discussed the current and possible future state of our country. I fell asleep around 11pm, but Bailey woke us up at 2am to go outside and do what doggies do. We bundled up in coats and got a little rained on as Bailey took care of business on some of the hotel shrubbery.

Today I was pretty much on my own without a car, since my mom took it to drive to her convention. After she got dolled up and we took pictures of her this morning, I finished getting ready, said a prayer, and took Bailey on foot over the I-5 towards the old part of town. I needed to find a place to eat that allowed him too. One thing for sure, San Juan Capistrano, in all its beauty, is no Carmel as far as dog-friendliness. I passed the old ruins of the mission, destroyed by an earthquake (or 2) ages ago, and weighed my options.

There are plenty of places for outdoor dining, but few allow dogs in the patio. I understand. I ended up at an outdoor taco stand called Pedro's Tacos, right across the street from the mission. I had seen in on a site listing pet-friendly places, but was turned off by its simplicity. I know, what a snob, right? But after circling around for half and hour and getting more and more hungry, I decided to go for it. I was pleasantly surprised. The food was very, very good and especially reasonable. This meal took the place of breakfast and lunch and did the job just fine. I was a little sad that I was not able to go and visit the mission, since Bailey was with me, but I could see a lot of it from the table where I ate.

I tried to stay out of the way with Bailey, but then a large group of people came and it was hard to keep him from being underfoot. At one point, a young boy--around 7 or 8--came by him and taunted him a bit, provoking him to a menacing bark. The dad apologized for his son, but I apologized for my dog. I had been enjoying sitting and people watching, but it was time to go.

Now it is about 5:50pm and my mom is back from Huntington Beach. I've been in the hotel room since around 1pm, reading, surfing the internet, intermittently taking Bailey out for quick walks, and relaxing. Now I need to start thinking about dinner.

Tomorrow morning we have an invitation to eat breakfast with a friend of my mom at 8:30am. Ooohh... early! But that's OK. It will motivate us to get up and get out of the hotel room, since today was pretty much lost to me since I didn't have a car. The weather is lovely and cool and, despite the lack of adventures, it is still nice to have a change of scenery now and then.

Aches and Pains Update...

I've had many good wishes sent my way since my fall yesterday, which I greatly appreciate.

Today I went to school, grateful that it is Friday and that we have a 4-day weekend ahead. If today wasn't Friday, I probably would've called in sick.

It is amazing how the adult body handles falls differently than a young body. Today it wasn't my knees that hurt, but both of my thighs were sore when I walked, my right shoulder has been a little painful, and I've had a headache since this morning. I guess my whole body felt the impact of the fall, not just my knees.

The hardest part is getting up from a sitting position, and trying to squat to pick something up off the floor? Forget it.

It was hard to be productive with my students because I just didn't have the energy, but experience has taught me that they behave better when they are busy, I tried to give them activities that didn't require a lot of me. Before that, we had decided that this morning we would reconfigure the desk arrangement in the room and we were expecting a Williams visit at 10am. A Williams visit is a visit from the state to make sure the kids have the text books they are supposed to have. We were still in chaos, but almost cleaned up at 9:45am and I thought, "OK, we're good, we've got 15 minutes and my room is all the way on the far end of campus." At 9:50 we had a knock on the door. I was very embarrassed. I usually try to be very impressive with visits, but today they really caught me with my guard down and the room was still not in order. Oh well. It keeps me humble.

Trip, Slip, and Fall...

What a klutz I was this morning...

I was walking quickly from my car to my classroom and my shoe caught on some uneven pavement outside of my classroom. Down I went--hard--right on both knees. My lunch box went flying, as well as things in it...some of the parents and kids who saw me were like, "Teacher, are you OK?"

The pain didn't happen right away. I went quickly into my room and then to the office. Our health clerk, Fernando, rolled up my pant legs--what a mess. The left knee was badly scraped and very purple. The right knee was nice and bloody. I ripped a hole in my right pant leg at the knee. Owwowow...

I have never, in all my career, left school early, but I did today. A sub was found to take my class and I hobbled to my car. When I first got to my classroom--half and hour after the bell rang--I began to think that I could hang in there for the day, but now my brain has caught up with my body and I feel like the wind got knocked out of me. My head hurts and I am suddenly very tired. I don't know, does trauma do that? I just know that I'm going to have to really take it easy today. Walking hurts, standing hurts, sitting hurts.

How do I make those cool headers?

Some of my blogging buddies have asked me how I make my headers. I'm happy to pass on the info:

1. I go to scrapblog.com (you need to open an account, but it is all free unless you order something.)

2. Choose an existing template to tweak or start with a blank one (I start with a blank one, but greenies might want to start with an existing one while you get comfortable with the tools)

3. Create your header (including picking out stickers, which you first choose, then drag, then resize/upload pictures, which is very, very easy)

4. Click on "publish"

5. Click on it to see it full-sized

6. Now, the only way to really get it is to do the "print screen," which I do when it is full sized with the black background. For newbies, hit "control" and "prtsc" at the same time, then go to your "paint" feature and go to "edit" and "paste." It will appear.

7. Doing the Print Screen really captures every part of the screen, and you only want the header, so I select and Copy the part I want to keep, then open a new file and Paste, then Save.

8. To insure that Blogger doesn't make the header fall off the sides of the space provided, I also resize it in the Microsoft Picture Viewer. Then save again and upload. All done!

P.S. I've gotten smarter about this. First I find the background I want to use, then I make a header to match it...I use Cutest Blog on the Block and Aqua Poppy backgrounds. Have fun! Happy designing...

Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? Anyone?

I received this in an email. Very funny!

Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

SARAH PALIN: Before it got to the other side, I shot the chicken, cleaned and dressed it, and had chicken burgers for lunch.

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change! The chicken wanted change!

JOHN MC CAIN: My friends that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure right from Day One that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn’t about me.

GEORGE W. BUSH: We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

DICK CHENEY: Where’s my gun?

COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken. What is your definition of chicken?

AL GORE: I invented the chicken.

JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken’s intentions. I am not for it now and will remain against it.

AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.

DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken doesn’t realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he’s acting by not taking on his current problems before adding new problems.

OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I’m going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

ANDERSON COOPER, CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed access to the other side of the road.

NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he’s guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.

PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer’s Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.

DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I’ve not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.

GRANDPA: In my day we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

BARBARA WALTERS: Isn’t that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its lifelong dream of crossing the road.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.

BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken 2008, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken 2008. This new platform is much more stable and will never crash or need to be rebooted.

ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?

John, Cindy, and Sarah...I mean Tina, on SNL

I'm feelin' musical...

The weekend mornings are usually the time when I feel like doing some singing (probably in celebration OF the weekend.) This morning I felt especially ambitious...click the songs to hear them...or not! :-)

A little bit of Christmas...
IT CAME UPON A MIDNIGHT CLEAR

A little bit o' Beatles...
WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS

A little bit of Kermit...
RAINBOW CONNECTION

A little bit of Elvis...
NOW OR NEVER

Because they're pretty...
WIND BENEATH MY WINGS
THE ROSE

And, in the "What The Heck Was I Thinking?" department...
LE JAZZ HOT