Tuesday, October 28, 2008

A funny joke to share...

A nun gets into a taxi, and notices that the Cab driver, (a very
handsome man) is staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: "I have a question to
ask, but I don't want to offend you."

She answers, " My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old
as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance
to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's
nothing you could say
or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do
about that: #1, you
have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and
Catholic!"

"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."

The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would
make a hooker blush.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver
starts crying.

"My dear child," said the nun, "Why are you crying?"

"Forgive me but I have sinned. I lied and I must confess;
I'm married and I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a
Halloween party."

1 comment:

Emma.J. said...

ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!